prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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isis-:

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

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normanbuckley:

Marlene Dietrich charming Cary Crant in "Blonde Venus" (1932)

These two are sexy. You know why? Gender bending.

(Source: missmarlenedietrich)

bitchville:

Melbourne-based architecture firm studio505 has designed and completed the Lotus Building and People’s Park that’s located in Wujin, China. Its impressive physical form resembles the flower for which the building is named, and its petals dramatically rise out of an artificial lake. Accompanied by an eight acre park, it’s used as a civic building and a landmark whose distinctive presence ties the community together.

Stunning Civic Building Designed to Resemble a Lotus Flower by http://www.studio505.com.au/

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normanbuckley:

Here I am, mesmerizing my ladies.  Okay, well…maybe Troian is not mesmerized. And maybe Sasha looks a little bored. And Shay looks like maybe she’s looking at somebody else.  And those guys behind me look like they’re wondering what time we’ll be wrapping.  But, if you could see Ashley and Lucy’s faces, I’m betting that they are absolutely mesmerized.  I’m sure of it.  

normanbuckley:

Here I am, mesmerizing my ladies.  Okay, well…maybe Troian is not mesmerized. And maybe Sasha looks a little bored. And Shay looks like maybe she’s looking at somebody else.  And those guys behind me look like they’re wondering what time we’ll be wrapping.  But, if you could see Ashley and Lucy’s faces, I’m betting that they are absolutely mesmerized.  I’m sure of it.  

The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.

Anonymous (via st0ner-chvrm)

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There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

Ernest Hemmingway (via awelltraveledwoman)

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nevver:

The opposite of lost, Nathaniel Russel

nevver:

The opposite of lost, Nathaniel Russel

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